'the game' is a representation, a satire, of the world we know, love, and cherish today. If 'the game' is the most downright bizarre thing you've ever seen, I've done my job.

• "fire":"na"
• "jump":"up"
• "movement":"arrow"

:::::the game::::: -Left and Right to move -Up to jump -Down to duck -Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here